Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele

Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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  • They way he looked around when jesus said hes a carpenter. 🤣🤣

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  • Front hand! Back hand!

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  • Gallaleroy! 😂 😂

    Dannie DarkoDannie Darko13 timmar sedan
  • best of k&p

    know knameknow kname22 timmar sedan
  • Jesus trained Backhand Front hand

    Kim GuirKim Guir23 timmar sedan
  • Now do some islam related sketches!

    DanDanDag sedan
  • 2:33 thats a gandhi

    Mayank BhaskarMayank BhaskarDag sedan
  • Im fking dead lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

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  • .

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  • I worship this Sketch. Amen

    Viki DemosViki DemosDag sedan
  • "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."

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  • Peele plays a good Jesus.

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  • Does this imply jebus ended the pimp on dinner

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  • this is cannon now tho

    Dr SmugfaceDr Smugface2 dagar sedan
  • Carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit

    Edi CavaniEdi Cavani3 dagar sedan
  • Turning the other cheek? Jesus is loco

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  • jesus was a communist :)

    AnneAnne3 dagar sedan
  • You cannot prove that this did not happen

    VitartialVitartial3 dagar sedan
  • I love how Jesus actually seemed to take offense to him criticizing his home and actually made an excuse! Lol you’d think he wouldn’t even care, but hey... everyone has that touchy subject. Don’t knock a mans craftsmanship!

    danteelitedanteelite4 dagar sedan
  • This is kind of disrespectful. Calling Jesus (PBUH) that among other things. Come on, some jokes take it too far. There should be a line

    Ahmad FarooqAhmad Farooq4 dagar sedan
  • 💀

    NayrNosiacNayrNosiac5 dagar sedan
  • "Nnnnoooooo" Loved her no everytime

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  • Galileeroy tho 😂😂😂

    Keith HarrisonKeith Harrison6 dagar sedan
  • The bob hair cut-

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  • This skit is genius! One of my favorite!

    Tony McMillianTony McMillian7 dagar sedan
  • It is written .... ... that Saul became apostle Paul. And Galileo became Pimp Galileroy

    Van IykeVan Iyke7 dagar sedan
  • Had me at "All i got is Mary, a crpple and 2 blind chicks. Who - Actually, you know they get requested a lot. Don't ask me how that works"

    Rishabh KandariRishabh Kandari7 dagar sedan
  • What y'all havin'? XD

    Kasper ChristensenKasper Christensen7 dagar sedan
  • I have a saying and it goes like this...😂😂😂😂

    Leo McAnthonyLeo McAnthony8 dagar sedan
  • How do people dare to disrespect religious figures just for views and money? Is this all about money?

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  • Jesus being black and not so tall is actually much more accurate than the conventional jesus image.

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  • 💀

    NayrNosiacNayrNosiac8 dagar sedan
  • Jesus can sure lay down the wood

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  • Bet these guys don't have the balls to make fun of Muhammad.

    Captian CrunchCaptian Crunch8 dagar sedan
  • No galle Leroy🤣🤣 and if your a carpenter why does your house look like shit 🤣

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  • LOL

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  • Balls....

    Tank Tang keTank Tang ke9 dagar sedan
  • U jokes on religion

    Jejaka MalayaJejaka Malaya10 dagar sedan
  • Am I the only one who thought that key would say that it makes sense that Jesus was a carpenter who work with wood if he thought he was a gay pimp lol

    Jowell 1Jowell 110 dagar sedan
  • "Aym staeyin heer wid Jeeeezusszz"

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  • GaliLeroy 1.01 U want me to hit you on the other cheek

    Luka ParancinLuka Parancin11 dagar sedan
  • Watch it

    Carlos AlejandreCarlos Alejandre12 dagar sedan
  • Lol 😆 there so stupid its funny 😆

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  • 1:55 😂

    Yiannos ChristouYiannos Christou12 dagar sedan
  • Now I understand why Dave.C was 8n pain watching these two ball bags

    Joseph WilliamsJoseph Williams12 dagar sedan
  • A daily dose of key and peele is healthier than a box of vitamin C

    Mistah DeviousMistah Devious12 dagar sedan
  • I need that art masterpiece on my wall

    daniel lopezdaniel lopez13 dagar sedan
  • The wedgie at 1:15 is killing me!

    Anastasia FloresAnastasia Flores13 dagar sedan
  • GaliLeeroy is probably the best pimp name ive ever heard lmfao

    Rob GradyRob Grady14 dagar sedan
  • Gala Leroy 😂🤣😂🤣☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀😂🤣 IM FKIN DONE 😂🤣😂🤣

  • put a beat on this straight fire!

    FelliQuilaFelliQuila15 dagar sedan
  • *When he turned the other cheek!* 😂😂

    Evin GrindleEvin Grindle15 dagar sedan
  • It was galaleroy for me 😂🤣

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  • “...would you like to stay for dinner?” “Whacha’ll havin’” Proof that food will lead to ever lasting peace.

    Junk PhuJunk Phu17 dagar sedan
  • Hell yea its all about the monay!

    Robert ThibeaultRobert Thibeault17 dagar sedan
  • I like hes dressed like a wise man

    Nate HartNate Hart17 dagar sedan
  • Can yall release that art at the end? I need it for reasons.

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  • "I'm a carpenter" "Then why does your house look like shit?"

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  • I love these guys! And this skit is beyond perfect, I die laughing every time I see it!

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  • As barney would say: True story

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  • Gallaleroy dang!!

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  • So there were pimps in Jesus times? I'm done!

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  • "I lost three bi***es to leprosy!" lols

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  • And your laughter shall turn in the most horrible cries to God. For you tried to mock Almighty God but you shall mock yourselves. Your audience will be yourselves in hell.

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  • YO, LMBOO!

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  • Jesus was busy for non carpentry work? You mean busy telling bs to kids and trashing a market?

    Bart HartmanBart Hartman23 dagar sedan
    • Praising God and cleaning house

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  • I stopped watching those guys after this video.

    Yonas KidaneYonas Kidane24 dagar sedan
    • Oh no, anyway

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    • Why?

      Raunak LanjewarRaunak Lanjewar23 dagar sedan
  • Family Guy was right, Black Jesus does exist.

    Vishrut RaoVishrut Rao24 dagar sedan
  • I think I just learned how to convert a pimp

    Aychaz YTAychaz YT25 dagar sedan
  • 'he was an interior dectorator? His house looked like shit."

    Kael KayKael Kay25 dagar sedan
  • Jesus is the biggest pimp. Bahaha~

    Levi HLevi H25 dagar sedan
  • I try to watch this skit once a day.

    Brandon IsnerBrandon Isner25 dagar sedan
  • Galileroy got his mustache hot combed

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  • thats how you win the game of forehand back hand

    Shyamsundar RajanShyamsundar Rajan28 dagar sedan
  • Was he channeling Katt Williams?

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  • And that my friends... is how I met Judas

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  • "no!!!!"

    Alexandra LevchenkoAlexandra Levchenko28 dagar sedan
  • Galileroy the goat

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  • -1000000 points to heaven

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  • “Then why yo house look like shit”?

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  • I'm sorry but you'll going to hell

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  • Jesus: Would you care to join us for dinner? Pimp: What you all having?

  • Yep Jesus was not a white man.

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  • GALILEROY!!! 😆

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  • For those interested, the music in the beginning and end is an aria from the opera Rusalka by the Czech composer Antonín Dvořák.

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  • Dangerous territory to conflate Pagan Hollywood humor with the true in the Holy Bible. Will you poke-fun at False Prophet Muhammad and other religious leaders? It will be your down fall.

    Felipe CespedesFelipe CespedesMånad sedan
  • Galileroy is Such a cool name ....I can name my son that lol

    Charles MureithiCharles MureithiMånad sedan
  • This isn't right. Jesus should NEVER be mocked. Shame on you.

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  • Am sorry but I don't find funny in this comedy. Because its about Jesus

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  • dang why isn't this video down yet so disrespectful ...

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  • Lol... Brimstone asses

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  • The 13th horseman

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  • Wow Wow Wow hahaha

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  • Hey, a $20 bill i just found in my pocket

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  • Can someone please tell me the name sof the actress playing Mary mandaglane

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  • Who acted mary magdalene here? She looks like a popular actress

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  • I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

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  • "I'm gonna stay here with jeeeesus"

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