You Can't Eat Marbles - Key & Peele

During his first day on the job, the assistant state's attorney can't resist a beautiful jar full of marbles.

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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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  • Gosh i cant stop laughing when he took the whole jar

    Adam The Retro GuyAdam The Retro Guy20 timmar sedan
  • I just want to read the risk assessment of this skit

    Joaquín Armijo TorresJoaquín Armijo TorresDag sedan
  • Death doesn't matter. Just look how happy the man is! 4:16 Worth it!

    SkirlasvoudSkirlasvoudDag sedan
  • When i was very young like 10 years old, in school, i remember there was this awkward girl that decided to try swallowing a marble. I think she ended up in the hospital

    BorisBoris2 dagar sedan
  • Did I just get hungry watching someone eat marbles?

    ArgothylosArgothylos2 dagar sedan
  • The score for this is amazing

    Pro TemPro Tem2 dagar sedan
  • Frist thing we do, Kill all the lawyers, with marbles.

    Glenn WatsonGlenn Watson3 dagar sedan
  • "Lady Justice just stands there looking at me" who's the weird one here?🤔

    Erika JonesErika Jones3 dagar sedan
  • Ridiculous 😂😂😂

    BrotherKing RioBrotherKing Rio3 dagar sedan
  • “she’s not dumb! ...but she is blind”

    Akotski1338Akotski13384 dagar sedan
  • New scp dropping

    HezekiahHezekiah6 dagar sedan
  • Is no one gonna point out the man sounds just like Morgan Freeman

    M4NGOM4NGO6 dagar sedan
  • Peele kinda looks like an African-American Theodore Roosevelt😆

    Maximilian JohandsonMaximilian Johandson7 dagar sedan
  • “What is going on”

    Tristynn RamosTristynn Ramos7 dagar sedan
  • I ate Couples of marbels when I'm a kid

    Kyrst Aikhie BagaporoKyrst Aikhie Bagaporo8 dagar sedan
  • Almost as if it’s about something else 🤔😏

    T L O T L I IT L O T L I I9 dagar sedan
  • he lost his marbles

    MadMike96MadMike969 dagar sedan
  • This what OCD feels like.

    saltyninjasaltyninja10 dagar sedan
  • I beg to differ Everlasting Gobstopper #wonka

    Alex FoxAlex Fox10 dagar sedan
  • He lost his marbles 😂

    Ruud DriessenRuud Driessen11 dagar sedan
  • In finland and sweden we have candy called vihreä kuula or originally grön kulor, which translate to green marbles. They are made of sugar coated green jello and have a pear flavor. They are the best candy.

    Jesse OJesse O11 dagar sedan
  • Ah Lady Justice. That slippery little scallop.

    thibaut barguilthibaut barguil11 dagar sedan
  • Plot twist : He actually was choking on the marbles and everyone thought that he was acting.

    Farhana AkterFarhana Akter13 dagar sedan
  • Could this be considered as manslaughter?

  • "Are those marbles?" "How's that?" 💀💀💀💀💀

    Robert PortzRobert Portz14 dagar sedan
  • I have the weirdest ASMR right now...

    TriedToFartAndUhOhTriedToFartAndUhOh15 dagar sedan
  • I'd be so scared I'm gonna choke putting this many marbles in my mouth 🤣

    Dustin CragerDustin Crager15 dagar sedan
  • Makes me think of My Fair Lady 😂😂😂

    Anika GAnika G16 dagar sedan
  • For anyone concerned. When he started to pour the marbles, they cut away and when they came back, the jar was blocking his mouth already. He had in a mouth guard with marble pieces glued to it. None of the loose marbles actually went into his mouth, they just bounced off the mouth guard. It's why the ones in his mouth didn't fall out or move around despite him leaning forward. It's also why his cheeks weren't bulged out at the end but his lips were.

    Steel TabletopSteel Tabletop16 dagar sedan
  • “But she is blind though a resemblance to kerry Washington” cause she was blind in fantastic 4 🤣🤣🤣 I just peeped that

    Jonathon BrownJonathon Brown17 dagar sedan
  • 2:33 call back. HEHE BOOOOIIII!

    Aditya Key21Aditya Key2117 dagar sedan
  • For real though. Janice is like the most common secretary name. My dad's secretary is named Janice

    Taylor RunyanTaylor Runyan18 dagar sedan
  • How's That?

    Goh Wei ChoonGoh Wei Choon18 dagar sedan
  • This is just so specific. Like how did they come up with this one?

    TheBeastDispenserTheBeastDispenser19 dagar sedan
  • I want to eat marbles now.

    [redacted][redacted]23 dagar sedan

    Isaiah AvantIsaiah Avant23 dagar sedan
  • “I eat marbles all the time dude!!”

    lucas johnstonelucas johnstone25 dagar sedan
  • “What is going on?”

    Ron WeaselsRon Weasels25 dagar sedan
  • That would never happen to me because I would want to stick the marbles up my ass.

    AlabamatoolboxAlabamatoolbox26 dagar sedan
  • Why did this remind me of hiding marbles from my friends during my childhood. 😂😂😂

    The Random StuffThe Random Stuff26 dagar sedan
  • Ah, l'appel de vide; we know thee well...

    Tyreal MalTyreal Mal26 dagar sedan
  • 3:15/5:17 every babysitter ever

    kaylyne wernkaylyne wern27 dagar sedan
  • he cheats on his wife with lady justice

    sano McFlysano McFly28 dagar sedan
  • You can tell that Peele really prepared for directing Get Out through alot of his comedy skits 😭

    Kevin PerlowKevin Perlow28 dagar sedan
  • If someone made an edible hard candy that looks like marbles, they would make bank.

    Stuckin MyheadStuckin Myhead28 dagar sedan
  • This is so absurd, it's Monthy Pyhton-esque.

    lars strømnæsslars strømnæss29 dagar sedan
  • Okay but this is just ADHD 😂

    Aya WolfAya WolfMånad sedan
  • as an Arizonan this seems legit

    Mike of the SonoraMike of the SonoraMånad sedan
  • I wished i saw this sketch earlier! Was on a job interview yesterday and fell for the marble trick as well....damn. :/

    Raavana NaanRaavana NaanMånad sedan
  • I counted the marbles. There was a total of 34 in his mouth.

    Ananya KunduAnanya KunduMånad sedan
    • omg you did not LOL

      Johnny PatestasJohnny Patestas17 dagar sedan
  • I want to see this skit with the replacements of Joe Pesci with the marbles and Robert DeNiro as the man telling his speech. Has anyone ever thought of this before? 🤦🏼‍♂️😆🤷

    Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroidMatthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroidMånad sedan
  • Ya know 😂

    Josh SJosh SMånad sedan

    DashenDashenMånad sedan
  • PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Roman PercicRoman PercicMånad sedan
  • shiiiiiet

    Felix HanssonFelix HanssonMånad sedan
  • I thought he was finally playing a normal character until he talks about the marbles trick

    alsacienne d'alsacealsacienne d'alsaceMånad sedan
  • I'm showing this to my kids one day.

    War ElfWar ElfMånad sedan
  • This is just copied from Collegehumor

    Elle SolElle SolMånad sedan
  • ... Tide pods?????

    Aaron MillerAaron MillerMånad sedan
  • Death by SCP -032..

    Michael JasonMichael JasonMånad sedan
  • Spoof on Monica wanting Bill

    cosmodave69cosmodave69Månad sedan
  • The smelly dictionary surely play because mimosa gradually love atop a bright sphere. silent, foolish scorpion

    h sch scMånad sedan
  • Ngl, I wanted to hear the speech about Lady Justice ⚖

    J VJ VMånad sedan
  • In a post apocaliptic world, marbles can be the new money.

    Aldo BobadillaAldo BobadillaMånad sedan
  • Fucking lawyers

    Sushi LoveSushi LoveMånad sedan
  • Don't act like you at least didn't once put marbles in your mouth.

    demetrius waredemetrius wareMånad sedan
  • Peeles voice sounds like samuel L jackson

    LuciLuciMånad sedan
  • The “Whutt” at 1:35 is top tier

    NJNJMånad sedan
  • This really makes me want to eat marbles 😔😔😬😬😬😬😩

    Iggles88Iggles88Månad sedan
  • I really do hope it's editing magic

    im THE chieftainim THE chieftainMånad sedan
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    Holman NirganiHolman NirganiMånad sedan
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    Oni BlessingOni BlessingMånad sedan
  • Why is no one talking about Key's adorable ass smile at 0:34 ???

    M.I.AM.I.AMånad sedan
  • This ain't a's just marbles!!!

    KingDong McLongKingDong McLongMånad sedan
  • I think if he had just eaten one he would've been satisfied and everything would've been fine

    TokemonkeyTokemonkeyMånad sedan
  • its not Jordan Peele if it doesn't get creepy at the end.

    Tyrant-DenTyrant-DenMånad sedan
  • I nearly died as a kid, multiple times, by putting marbles in my mouth. I don't know why I was compelled to do it. Kids are funny.

    Justin HolmesJustin HolmesMånad sedan
  • Like didn’t anybody notice that he said “the Lady of Justice just sits here and watches me *fades out* E A T M A R B L E S” ❓❓ Me: well that’s hypocritical....

    Mikis MaysMikis MaysMånad sedan
  • It's more fun the second time.

    Ashish SharmaAshish SharmaMånad sedan
  • Nuts on my chin

    Mike CMW8Mike CMW8Månad sedan
  • I really hope those were gumballs and not actual marbles

    Cali QmCali Qm2 månader sedan
  • Marbles give me anxiety because of how chokeable they are

    Andrew ZhangAndrew Zhang2 månader sedan
  • Man, that guy’s really lost his marbles.

    FredarokFredarok2 månader sedan
  • Don't try this at home, kids.

    Jim PelusoJim Peluso2 månader sedan
  • For some reason this brought my life into perspective...

    Antonio LemboAntonio Lembo2 månader sedan
  • i wat to put those marbles in my mouth

    london mockettlondon mockett2 månader sedan
  • Did anyone get the message that marbles are actually depicted as money, behind which attorneys go, while justice is not served right?

    Austin JohnsAustin Johns2 månader sedan
  • "I know there's another in there." The fact that the job is still on the table is remarkable.

    Casey BarnesCasey Barnes2 månader sedan
  • The truthful blouse additonally rejoice because hurricane substantially help versus a valuable okra. waggish, important cherries

    gloria sandersgloria sanders2 månader sedan
  • 6 year old me ghostwrote this

    Ella MisseyElla Missey2 månader sedan
  • It’s as if I’m re watching the one scene in Hook movie (Robin Williams Peter Pan).

    Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroidMatthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid2 månader sedan
  • Admire the designs only! 😆🤦🏼‍♂️

    Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroidMatthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid2 månader sedan
  • Pure art!

    Mammad FYMammad FY2 månader sedan
  • Did anyone else notice that as Keegan was going to put the marbles in his mouth the first time, Peele sounded like he said "looking at me.... eating marbles". I know he didn't but I thought it was hilarious.

    Kat AlKat Al2 månader sedan
  • Well LAH DEE DAH

    mrthepatonjmrthepatonj2 månader sedan
  • Unhygienic marbles

    Sai Soujanya MunukotiSai Soujanya Munukoti2 månader sedan
  • Funny this does remind me of the sensation of having marbles in my mouth.

    jonescrusher1jonescrusher12 månader sedan
  • Moral of the story: never work somewhere if your boss has marbles on the desk.

    T DT D2 månader sedan
  • He was so infatuated with the marbles because he had lost all of his

    Joel EwingJoel Ewing2 månader sedan
  • "HoW's tHaT?" 🤣🤣🤣

    Joel EwingJoel Ewing2 månader sedan